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06/07/2009

Billy Mays’ funeral.

Billy Mays’ funeral.

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30/06/2009

I forgot about this from my OKC profile. haha. I miss internet dating.

I forgot about this from my OKC profile. haha. I miss internet dating.

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23/06/2009

Um...hello Netflix?!

Why the fuck have you not informed all your customers (current and potential) that you can now watch instant movies on Macs????!!!!!  I’ve been waiting for this since they announced that they would work on this function 2 years ago.  No e-mail, no announcement on their website, I just accidentally clicked “Play” just now and the movie is showing.  W.t.f.  Did everyone besides me already  know this?

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22/06/2009

I’m fairly positive that shows like “NYC Prep” still exist to provide reasons to make homicide justifiable.  In which case, Bravo is doing us all a service.

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Someone once told me that I reminded them of Janeane Garafalo because of my sarcasm and cynicsm.  …After watching some of her stand-up, I realized that that comment was not actually a compliment.

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19/06/2009

markcoatney: nicksummers: fumdog: I’ve always wondered this, and it turns out that yes, NYC cabbies do hate the little TV’s in the back of the cab as much as we do. It’s kind of hard to read, but the note says: “PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. IF UR Not Watching TV, PLEASE TURN IT Off or TURN IT Low. Thank u So Much. PLEASE!” How fast you can stab the off button in the bottom-right corner of those screens is one of the tests of how much of a real New Yorker you are, along with knowing which door of which subway car to board, depending on your stop. The problem is that not every screen has the ‘off’ button in the same place. Which should totally be against the law I hate these TV’s too.  I once tried actually watching it, and got pretty nauseous.  BUT I will say one thing.  Before the use of the iPhone was widespread, we used these TV screens for their maps.  On one night, when we were going to a bar in Fort Greene, the taxi driver was completely lost, and it was me and my friend shouting out directions from that little TV’s map that completely saved us.

markcoatney:

nicksummers:

fumdog:

I’ve always wondered this, and it turns out that yes, NYC cabbies do hate the little TV’s in the back of the cab as much as we do.

It’s kind of hard to read, but the note says:

“PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. IF UR Not Watching TV, PLEASE TURN IT Off or TURN IT Low. Thank u So Much. PLEASE!”

How fast you can stab the off button in the bottom-right corner of those screens is one of the tests of how much of a real New Yorker you are, along with knowing which door of which subway car to board, depending on your stop.

The problem is that not every screen has the ‘off’ button in the same place. Which should totally be against the law

I hate these TV’s too.  I once tried actually watching it, and got pretty nauseous.  BUT I will say one thing.  Before the use of the iPhone was widespread, we used these TV screens for their maps.  On one night, when we were going to a bar in Fort Greene, the taxi driver was completely lost, and it was me and my friend shouting out directions from that little TV’s map that completely saved us.

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» CO2 Levels Highest in Two Million Years

This reminds me of the time when the topic of global warming came up at a meeting with my manager (who was very conservative).  He would not accept that global warming existed and said that the levels of CO2 have been exaggerated and sensationalized by everyone.  ‘this is merely a natural phenomenon, that occurs every few decades, and everyone thinks the sky is falling’.  What a douche.

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Of course after I ordered rainboots, the forecast looks clear after 3 weeks of rain.  FML

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17/06/2009

I would definitely buy this…..if it were for sale that is.

I would definitely buy this…..if it were for sale that is.

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“ So I managed to submit my application to Apple, after following a million intricate steps, clicking “I Accept Your Right To Steal My Baby If This Application Breaks Anybody’s iPhone” check boxes lots of times, filling out my SSN, bank account number, SWIFT code and inside leg measurement, and completing a detailed pencil sketch of a giraffe saying “STEVE JOBS IS THE BESTEST”. „

Malcolm, eloquently voicing his frustration over the app submission process at Apple.

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